I used to think that U2's "Take me to the clouds above" was "take me to the closet love"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when it would be raining the white clouds lost to the dark clouds.— janet
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- When I was a kid, I used to believe a nuclear plant was a clouds plant and could make magic clouds.— Tommy
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess