When I was little I thought that adults at weddings automatically knew how to dance in unison like dancers in music videos. Really they were just dancing to The Electric Slide.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe that the word 'circumstances' was pronounced 'circus dancers'.— Mel
- I used to belive that ballet dancers had flat toes, so when they put on their shoes they would fit right.— Jazzy
- I thought that Spandu Ballet were ballet dancers and wore tutus.— Helen
- For the longest time I used to believe that the male ballet dancers were naked from the waist down.Anon
- I though the "D" written in "Walt Disney" on some videos was actually a backward "G".
— A. Nonymous