As a child adults kept complaining about how much sex there was. They were probably talking about on tv or something, but I didn't make the connection. To solve this problem I decided I would follow what I called the "6 to 6 Factor" which meant when I "grew up and got married" I would only have sex between 6 p.m. and 6 a.m. That way it would be dark and no one would know, so adults couldn't complain.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- That adults came into the world as adults and were never childrenAnon
- I used to believe when adults grew up only 4' 9" or lower are still classified as kids.— Jorge
- when I was little, I used to think that everyone was a child but someone invented adults to take care of us.— chocolate
- That boys turned into women when they became adults and girls turned into men when they became adults. Anon
- I thought when adults talked about "sleeping with" someone they meant a sleepover!— Alberto Richardson
- I used to think that I was smarter than adults. Now I know kids are smarter than adults in many ways— Marshall M