I was brought up calling my privates parts- "my privates".
So, image how I reacted at 4 years old when mom and dad told my sister and I that they were sending us to "Private School"! EEEWWW!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"Anon
- I used to think condoms were what males wore to keep their "privates" warm during winter.Anon
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- I used to believe that fax machines worked by sending papers down underground tunnels. Anon
- I thought that blackmail meant sending black envelopes to people.Anon
- I was told as a child to eat the dark parts of a banana, because it was really brown sugar.Anon