For some weird reason my dad always called ice tea "Monkey Juice". I thought sense milk came from cows then Monkey Juice must come from monkeys. I didnt realize that Monkey Juice wasnt a drink until I was 6 talking to my friends about it.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- when I was little, I called coke and pepsi "Black Juice"— can I have a refil on the black juice?
- When i was 5, i thought that bananas were monkey poop.— jade-isabelle
- when i was a kid i used to believe the monkey could speak— killian
- I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!— Brainhead