when i was on the toilet my farting said somthing in french
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon
- I used to believe "flirting" was a girly way of "farting"— x
- I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting. Anon