One evening I was mentioning to my wife that my boss was going to have laser eye surgery. My six year old son overheard and interrupted with, "Cool! Is your boss gonna blast bad guys with his laser eyes?"
A childhood belief about eyes

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that I could make a laser by putting more batteries in a flash light.— Tyler
- I used to believe that, if God would die, Santa Claus would be boss.— Judith
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I used to beleive that the clouds went away in the evening.— Stacie