When I was a little boy, I used to think that laying down next to a girl would cause her to have a baby. There were so many scriptures that said "So and so lay with his wife and she was with child". So I was terrified to fall asleep close to a girl.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When I was a child i used to believe that if i did not fall asleep an elf would come for me Anon
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- That Madonna sang "I'm a cheerio girl" instead of material girl— HN
- I always thought instead of saying "Im a material girl" Madonna was saying "Im a cheerio girl".— Tiffany