Until i was, like, 10, I never got the Uranus joke. I'd ask my mom, "Whats a nus? And why am I one?"
A childhood belief about outer space

others believed things like this
- i used to say 'our father, who art in heaven, hello whats your name?'— lou
- I thought adultery was when you acted too much like an adult as a kid and wondered whats so bad about that?— Butch McFear
- i used to spell eight "ate" cuz of the stuped: why was six afraid of seven, cuz seven ate(8) ten joke...— 8
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid