When I was about 5, when I was told my dad got a lift to work, I thought he went in an actual lift - I was confused how he got there like that!
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to belive if someone liftes you up, and you lift them at the same time, you will float in the air.— D'Anthony
- When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.Anon
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis