One year when I was about 10 I went to my dance recital, and there was one of those posters with the alphabet on it with morbid-yet-poetic sayings for each word. For a long time after that, I didn't want to take a bath because I thought that the dead people from that poster were going to come and kill me.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- When I was learning the alphabet,I thought elemeno was one word.— Rick H.
- i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - I used to think that if you went to the end of a road marked "Dead End", somebody would try to kill you.— Spooky
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- i used to believe that when you sat in the bath to long and got pruny
that the water made you old— Jami - i used to think if you stared long enough at the sun (until it looked blue) you could kill it— sean