When I was about three we used to read Babar, the books about the elephant, and when I saw my newborn brothers penis, i asked my mother what it was. She explained as best she could, to a three year old, but I just nodded and said "Ah! Babar," because I thought it looked like an elephant trunk with two ears.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed the book Babar was how my name was spelled.— Barbara
- I wanted to be an elephant when I grew up. — Vix
- I used to believe that salami was the meat from elephant's feet— Sarah
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam
- I used to think my brothers penis was a hotdog, until i put one in my panties and the dog ate it.— Amanda
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon