My mother used to refer to one's bowel movements as "business"; e.g. "Hurry up on the toilet, I've got to do some business." Therefore, I drew the natural conclusion that when my uncle "went to Hong Kong on business" that he actually slid there on a turd.
Nice.
A childhood belief about work
others believed things like this
- I thought the only countries that drove on the left was UK and Hong Kong— Anonymous
- I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- For the longest time I used to believe that "Dracula" was a gigantic gorilla with fangs, not unlike King Kong.— Mark Cidade
- I used to believe that Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon.— LauraBee
- I used to think Mount Rushmore was a natural formation. Thats how much I believed in God.— Judy