I used to burp the alphabet until my family told me that every time you burped you lost a piece of your lung. I completely stopped intentional burping after that.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- i used to believe that if you burped and yawned at the same time your eyes would pop out— kelso
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- I used to believe that a 'soul' was an organ of the human body, such as a kidney or lung. — Grace
- that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*— oi