Know that song that goes, "Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart" by Diana Ross & the Supremes? Well, I used to think she was singing, "Safe in the laundry room..." and everytime I heard it I would run to the laundry room and lock the door. Too bad my mom would always blast it on the stereo and she wouldn't know where I would go. Haha! :)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that God was angry with my mom when her laundry got rained on. (I was only 3 or 4).— Morgan Prior
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to believe that only people that were in love had a heart.— Nikki