I had a friend one time who thought "one pillion" was the highest possible number. There is no number higher. I said to him, "All right, then how about one pillion one, one pillion two, one pillion three...". Then he said, "Aw, shut up."
A childhood belief about counting

others believed things like this
- when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth — christine
- I thought everyone only had a set number of breaths before they died.
I breathed slowly for a long time.Anon - i could swear eleventeen was a number for the longest time -- it still sounds pretty convincing.— erin
- When I was little I thought you could get arrested if you accidentally skipped a number while counting.— Hailey
- I used to believe there was a number "eleventeen". I could never quite work out where it went, though.— Matthew
- I used to think boys went "number two" with their pee pees. Anon