When I was little and my sister was just learning to write, I taught her that the proper spelling of her name was Katiewxyz. She spelt it like that for quite a while.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I use to think church was spelt turch because of the big T on the roof.Anon
- I believed as a child that the proper name for windscreen wipers was "lig-logs".— Ray
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- i uase to write my #s like 3d 3d1 3d2 5d4 etc!— anm
- When my son was learning to sing the alphabets it always came this way. i,j,k,elephantpee, q,r,s........
— Tinkle-Wink - i used to belive that children had to be taught how to breathe.— Dave