I used to think that penises could move like snakes, and that if I stood in front of a boy in a line or something, then he could stick it in me
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- If you stood in front of the fire for too long your spine would melt!— Helen, Cumbria
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon
- I used to think you had to stick those pins that you stick in your hat through your scalp. That's weird.— Angela
- My friend used to think hit me with your rythm stick was hit me with your fiddle stick!! lolAnon
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl