I though Viagra was an allergy medicine. When I mentioned this to my father, he laughed and told me it wasn't. Then, I asked what he was probably hoping I wouldn't... "Well, what is it then?"
After a moment of thinking, he said "Some men's pokey hineys (our name for... male peeing parts) don't work right."
"What's wrong with them?"
Poor dad, he thought the conversation was over! "They're crooked," he said finally, and so I believed him, and not only that, I felt sorry for all the men out there with crooked 'pokey hineys'! Imagine how hard it is to pee like that!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I used to believe that Viagra was another kind of allergy medicine.— RandomPerson0008
- My sisters told me, and I still believe, that the 'Hokey Pokey' is the Devil's song.— You shake it all about...
- I used to wonder why they didn't fix the Leaning Tower Of Pisa. Weren't they embarrassed that it was crooked?— Bootlebat
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I thought Viagra was an arthritis medication until i was about 13 years old. Anon