my mum told me that poo was actually hershey's kisses, and that there were little elves in the toilet who made candy from the kisses that came out of your bum. i didn't question this at all, but did ask if my best friend got white chocolate candy... since i was black and she was white this made perfect sense.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- my dad told me that hershey park was made completely out of chocolateAnon
- i used to believe that white chocolate was made from lobstersAnon
- I used to believe when I was young that Poland was made entirely of candy.— Jenn
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient
- I thought if you took some candy and buried in the yard, you would grow a candy tree.Anon
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel