I used to believe that I could dig to China at the beach. For some reason I thought that my plan to dig through how many thousands of miles of rock and burning hot lava would work better if I were 3 inches tall, so I attempted to make a shrinking pition, using milk, crumbled up chocolate chip cookies, and raspberry jam.
What an intelligent child I was.
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I USE TO BELIEVE THAT BROWN & BLACK COWS MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK— TINA
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon