When I was about 5 or 6 I was really unaware of what exactly people were saying when they said "suit yourself". I believed that the correct way to say such a thing was "shoot yourself". So whenever my chums didn't want to do what I wanted to it was always "shoot yourself" that came out of my little mouth.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that they shoot the chickens we eat one by one at the farm.— A
- i thougt robers could shoot into the phone and the bullet would come through and hit me— knowledge
- When I was 10 I thought that if you smoked once God would shoot you with a lightning bolt!— tHOMAS
- When I was young I had a plan to shoot big piles of paper up to the sun so it would never burn out.— Waterbottle
- I used to beleive that if you flushed the toilet that it would explode and all the water would shoot out.— Michelle
- I thought a "cold sore" on your mouth was the same thing as "coleslaw" and so avoided eating it for years.— Helen (UK)