You know that old song 'How Bizarre' by OMC? Here's the actual lyrics to a part of the song:
"Cruising down the freeway
In the hot, hot sun"
When I was little I was convinced they said this instead, and always sang it this way:
"Cruising down the freeway
In my hot croissant"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin