When I listened to Axel F I always thought there was a bit saying "Joseph's gob." It freaked me out, so I moved on to Tony Christie CD. It went "Is this the way to Amarillo" and because Tony Christie wasn't a good map reader, I turned it off so he didn't get lost.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if i didn't eat all my frosties Tony the Tiger would come and eat me— Frostie
- I used to think Timmy Mallet was Tony Robinson.— Tom
- i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - I used to think a tiger was a female and a lion was a male... until I remembered Tony the Tiger.— Alysia