My little sister asked my dad one day "When you fart what comes out of your butt? Is it smoke?" He told her it wasn't smoke then she asked "Is it steam?" He replied you might have steam coming out of your butt, but it's not coming out of mine.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to think the clouds were made of the steam that comes out of the factory smoke stacks.— TJ
- I used to think that the smoke coming from the factories were actually making clouds Anon
- i was scared to fart outside in cold weather because i thought u would be able to see the steam.— xJeNneSceNcEx
- I used to believe that smoke stacks that pumped out white smoke were cloud makers.— lizzie
- When I was a child I used to believe that the steam rising from my food were ghosts. Anon
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn