When I was younger and went to church the priest would always end with "peace be with you." Well I always thought he said "Please go away." I thought he was so rude, and hated the thought of going to church because of it.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I thought that a mosque (a muslim church) was a place where mosquitoes live.Anon