Because schools required the students to tell teachers where they were at all times, I grew up with the belief that in order to go to the washroom/toilet, you had to ask the teacher or parent first. This proved a problem one night when I was in bed and my parents were in the living room. I needed to GO, but my parents couldn't hear my question being asked. I gradually increased my volume until I screamed out and my parents came rushing in (I think they thought I was getting kidnapped or something) only to find me doing the bathroom dance.
I was a funny kid. xD
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- that when I grew to be an adult my parents would be children.— Rainbow
- that as I grew up, my parents would "grown down," then I would be the Mom and Mom would be my child.Anon
- when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliensAnon
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot
- When I was a child I used to believe that my parents WERE superheroes at night.
Anon