When i first heard the song from marry pooppins that goes "We're clearly soldiers in petticoats
Dauntless crusaders for women's votes" i thought the were saying "woman of oats" so i thoght they were a bunch of ladies advertising oat meal.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the duo Hall & Oats were farmers. Why else would they name themselves "Haulin' Oats"?— Pat
- I was convinced that Gorilla soldiers in Vietnam in the 70's were real Gorillas attacking other Soldiers.— Mario
- i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...— Pat
- Until I was around 9 or 10 I believed that a woman was only allowed to marry a man who was older than her. — Rose
- I used to believe the way they counted up votes was by counting the signs people used to put on their yards— Jaci Marshall
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo