When I was little I, for some reason, thought that my mother only made five dollars on every paycheck. I was always happy on the days that she got paid, but always wondered how we could afford things with only five dollars every other week.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I believe my mom had to pay like a million dollars for me to go to school— kelsorocksursocks
- I thought that "tomorrow" was one of the days of the week— Frank
- I always thought that after 1999 it would be 1990 again, but with different months and days of the week
— optional - I once refused to believe in Thursday. I'd heard there were seven days in a week, but could only name six.Anon
- i used to belive that the cotton and the cotton candy were the same things and for this reason i ate both.— tiziana
- For some reason I used to believe humans were made out of toothpaste— lu