I used to think that the alphabet song went "L, a minnow, P". I wondered why the song was talking about tiny fish!
A childhood belief about spelling

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that you said minnow in the alphabet. You know m, n, o...— Brandy
- when i was little i thaught the bit in the alphabet song, where it goes LMNOP
actually want ENNEL MENNEL BEE — im going to the movies now - Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I thought the song Shattered Dreams was acutaly "Shadow Dreams" and wondered what shadow dreams were— Golgademon