When I was young enough, I thought that Ed Sullivan was Aunt Sullivan, my aunt who, mysteriously, was a man and was on TV.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel - I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I cried too much, I would run out of tears.— Peter
- My aunt always used to tell me that if I swallowed gum, I'd turn into a frog!— Deana, Las Vegas, NV.
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.— Peter