My great-grandmother taught me that mountain goats had legs shorter on one side than the other. I imagined all of those goats needing to walk forever in the direction in which their particular anatomy allowed them to walk without falling over.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek
- I used to believe you could walk on clouds. And you would be able to walk in space on the edge of the world.— Alex
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- I used to believe I could walk on water— Junior....$...
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon
- Run DMC feat. Aerosmith - Walk This Way
"Balk this hay!"— Santa Puncher