When I was a kid I thought that when there was a thunderstorm the angels were playing a game of Family Feud in two teams of four up in heaven. God was hosting that game. I thought that whenever a contestant gave an answer that was not on the board and was a strike was when a lightning strike actually happened. I also assumed that the sound of thunder was the sound of the audience either booing to for an answer that was a strike or cheering for the family for winning the round. Rain came from the tears from the family of angels who were beaten.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.— Patty, NY
- I always thought thunder was the sound of the crumbling buildings, after lightning had struck them.Anon
- I think lightning and thunder is caused by angels throwing temper tantrums Anon