My little brother believed that cemetaries had streets in them so that the dead people would have a place to park their cars.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I still hold my breath when I pass by cemetaries because it is impolite to breathe when other people can't.— Crystal
- I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.— Matt
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I used to believe that flea markets were a place people sold fleas, or the place was infested with fleas— Kelley
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim