When I was in pre-school, I was absolutely sure that when I turned around people would pull down zippers on their backs and show their true disgusting green sliming dinosaur-like exteriors and then try to eat me.
If you knew me as a kid, no one was out of my sight for more than five seconds.
A childhood belief about i'm different
others believed things like this
- Before I knew about death, I used to think people turned back into babies again after they got old. Anon
- that the green traffic light turned blue when it was off— Kriket Evens
- I used to think True Crime was a documentary TV show and not a genreAnon
- I used to believe that grown-ups, mothers in particular really did have eyes in the backs of their heads.Anon
- I used to think that the police didn't know that we called them coppers behind their backs!— Chris
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack