when i heard santa deliverd the present i thought they meant he deleiverd the like how a baby is deliver
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth
- I used to believe that a cow-lick meant that a cow had licked you when you were a baby.— Lindsay
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook