I used to think "Oral Sex" meant making out.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- i seriously thought that oral sex was making out. who knew— shannan
- I believed that oral contraception meant talking your way out of it x]— Stupid
- When I was in sixth grade I thought that "oral" sex meant talking about sex.— Duh
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - I thought making love meant making someone fall in love with you!— Brainhead
- I used to believe that when people eloped that meant they were making babies...Anon