Thanks in part to that Simpsons episode, I used to believe that the lyrics to the B*rry M*nilow song went: "Oh Mandy, you came and you gave me cold turkey".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that you could quit smoking by eating cold turkey:)— Loren
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I used to believe Jessica Simpson was a secret character from "The Simpsons"— Lemon Jelly
- When I was 6 or 7, I believed that people could have yellow skin like in the simpsons— Noah
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon