A friend of mine misheard the Band Aid song "Do they know it's Christmas?" Real lyrics......."The greatest gift they'll get this year is LIFE". She heard it has, "the greatest gift they'll get this year is RICE!!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I believed one of the greatest dangers you could face was quick sand. I was scared to death of it.Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.— Matt
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- I used to think that life was all a dream and one day i would wake up like a 75 year old woman.( who knows?)— 8 with wrinkles
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher