On my last day in kindergarten, I remember turning to my best friend and telling her that I was sort of sad to be finished with it, because not only did I not "guard" any "kinder", but I didn't even know what "kinder" was in the first place.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- i used to always wonder how one national guard could always guard the entire nation.— karen ellis
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- I thought tornados were monsters,and that they called out the national guard to destroy it.— Ben J.Grimm
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I always believed that we lived in Manchester (we didn't) but it was always the main place on the local news!— Richard M