I swear to this day the the Hot Hot Heat song, Running Out Of Time, has potty lyrics.
He really says "I'm galloping off to meet my bride to be." I SWEAR he says "I can't open up to me my butt to pee". LISTEN TO IT!!!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i could swear eleventeen was a number for the longest time -- it still sounds pretty convincing.— erin
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana