I'm a die hard Radiohead fan, and for YEARS I thought that the song "Go to Sleep" went like this:
Something for the rag and bone man
Over my dead body
Something WEIRD is gonna happen
Over my dead body
Someone SAW someone's daughter
Over my dead body
This is how I end up getting sucked in
Over my dead body
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash all over me
We don't wanna monster taking over
Tiptoe round tie him down
We don't want the loonies taking over
Tiptoe round tie them down
I'm gonna go to sleep
And let this wash all over me
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash
All over me
REAL LYRICS:
Something for the rag and bone man
Over my dead body
Something big is gonna happen
Over my dead body
Someone's son or someone's daughter
Over my dead body
This is how I end up getting sucked in
Over my dead body
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash all over me
We don't wanna wake monster taking over
Tiptoe round tie him down
We don't want the loonies taking over
Tiptoe round tie them down
May pretty horses
Come to you
As you sleep
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash
All over me
Oops...:-X
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a funeral organist was the person who collected the body parts of the deadAnon
- Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.— Mike
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I used to think that "extra body" shampoo meant you could use the runoff suds to clean your body.— Christy
- i used to think when you sleep your eyes turened round to watch performances in your head— rasverone
- I thought that when you died, you had 2 weeks to be dead then you would magically wake up again, but as a babyAnon