You know that song by Whodini?
That infamous chorus, "The freaks come out at night?"
Being little when it came out, I didn't really understand anything BUT that line. Except I heard "The freaks come out at nine", AKA 9:00 on the dot.
I got freaky visions of hundreds upon hundreds of Hellraiser-like creatures coming out of the misty fog down my Dead-End street, lurking around my house at 9:00 (sharp) in hopes of peeling my flesh off.
And God forbid, I'd play my radio at 9:00 with THAT song playing (Which that station played quite often when it first came out.)
So when my mum said I had to be in bed at 9:00, I didn't complain... she was just trying to protect me. She's the reason I'm still here! I wuv my mommy...
Come to find out, I'm not the only person to mishear this lyric, so now I don't feel that stupid.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that if we didn't spray the ants, there would be hundreds of them in my house taking over.— Rob
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- When I was little i thought grandparents had to be hundreds of meters tall... Anon
- I always thought that freak accidents where accidents that only involved freaks.— Prologic-H-73395
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon