One day I said "No, I don't want to go to school right now I want to go to school at three o'clock" and my mother said "But them school will be boring!" But I didn't know what "boring" meant, so I thought it meant that it would be raining (as in "pouring")!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana