When i was little I used to believe that if your mummy and daddy got naked in the bathtub together, they wouldn't have human babies, but instead they'd have baby ducks.
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I used to beleive before mummy and daddy "did it" they had to get "spunk cream" from the chemist. Anon
- I used to believe that dumplings were made from baby ducks. — Sarah
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wearAnon
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole