when I was 9 and in hospital to have my tonsils taken out, the doctor asked me if I had loose stools. I thought he said loose tools and wondered why my hadn't packed any screwdrivers for me...
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Little Deuce Coupe" was "Little Loose Tooth".Anon
- I once believed that the walls and ceilings were completely jam packed with plumbing and wiring.— David
- I once asked my mum when she was a little boy, and I wondered when it was my turn too.— Confused
- When i was little i thought casualty was a big hospital in londonAnon
- I thought if someone hadn't passed the Law of Gravity, we would all be floating around in space.— Trudee
- Well into adulthood I thought that a local anesthetic meant one from the area near the hospital..— D'sparil