my dad always says that when he farts leaning over to the side makes it cum out easier, and that way he could tell if it was going to smell or not... later i relized the only reason he lened to the side is because he wanted to fart on me!!!!!!!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- i used to believe that everyone had a twin on the other side of the world.— tahnee
- I used 2 think that the scar on my side said "UNUSEABLE" LOL!!!!!!— John In Pennsylvania
- Until I was 23 I used to think the ginger put with sushi was a side of ham.— maari
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- I used to believe that if I scratched one side of my body I had to
scratch the other to be "even".— Greg