When I was small and the priest would read out the intentions for masses for the coming week, I used to think that the people he was talking about were so huge (people of giant spider proportions!) that they had to have the whole church to themselves!
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- That an undertow was a giant toe under the water that grabbed people and pulled them under.— mikita Jones
- As a child I went to a prodestant church, but I used to tell people that I was a pedestrian.— Megan
- I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.— julia