I used to believe that I could pee out of my bellybutton. I saw my brother peeing while standing up, and since I didn't have a...you know, I figured it must have to come out of the hole. So there I was, standing at the toilet, squeezing my belly button.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...— Angela
- I used to think that my belly button was where I was once shot and that the navel was a healed up bullet hole— Tony
- My dad used to say that if you ate standing up, then all the food would go to your big toe.Anon
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon
- That is was a "standing obation" not "ovation"— Robin