My brother used to like singing Britney Spear's song 'Hit Me Baby', and he was once singing it and said Hit my baby one more time because thats how he thought the lyrics went! I cracked up laughing after that!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan